I stand with my eyes closed, feeling awkward as Lisa lifts off my baggy T-shirt and peels down my underwear while breathing heavily on my neck. I must admit I was curious and confused all at once but my overriding feeling was I had to give it a try. The idea of the massage is to release physical and emotional blockages and free sexual energy to enable the recipient to become more in tune with her body. Having never been comfortable with my own nudity, it was with some trepidation that I booked in a session with a London agency that specializes in sensual massage. Donning her white overcoat and black trousers, Lisa sets about creating the right ambience for my massage, which involved dimming the lights, lighting aromatic candles and putting on soothing music.
There Are Five Kinds Of Vaginas In The World, Apparently
8 things you might not know about your vagina
A few weeks ago, my friend called me up to tell me about a story she had heard about a woman who used her own vaginal secretions as an aphrodisiac perfume to attract men. For one, why would you do that, and for another, could it actually work? My love life ebbs and flows, and I wouldn't necessarily say it's boring, but I have noticed that the guys I really like don't usually stick around, and the ones I don't care as much for have a hard time leaving me alone. Could spritzing vagina juice on myself in place of Gypsy Water or Daisy actually take my romantic relationships to the next level? I happened to have a pretty empty weekend on my hands, so I got to researching. After two hours of bookstore studying, the grand conclusion according to The Joy of Sex by Dr. Alex Comfort and Aphrodisiacs by Linda Louisa Dell is that you basically just have to stick a finger down there and then use said finger to dab your "natural perfume" on your pulse points, which seems, in my opinion, a bit uncivilized.
If your vagina were a song, she'd be "Independent Women, Pt. The truth is, your vagina really doesn't need much help when it comes to staying clean and healthy. Basic maintenance of your lady parts doesn't require strenuous effort—we're talking about getting annual well-woman exams, Pap smears and HPV tests every five years, wearing breathable underwear, and avoiding UTIs , among other things. As you age , your vagina goes through a lot— particularly childbirth and menopause—and you may see changes in appearance and dryness.
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